The thing about reviewing a book is not the impression the book leaves on you rather the impression you think the book will leave on everyone else, but that is hard to second guess.
After reading this you will feel the need:
for disguise, sunglasses at the very least.
to write to the papers about the iniquities of the War in Patagonia.
to stich up sides that have split while laughing.
Next time you are in Aberystwyth watch out for the ice creams.