‘Fifty shades of grey? I suppose thats about hairdressers?’ the tool collector raised an eyebrow as I lingered over Jamie Dornan’s bare torso that graces the reviews today. He knew of course, but it raised a laugh on this wettest of wet Sunday mornings.
So far, I’ve only looked at the pictures and anyway don’t suppose the film will make it to this outpost any time soon should we want to go. Besides we have our own version of fifty shades of grey just looking out of the window.
‘The worst film I have ever seen,’ one woman’s verdict on leaving a cinema after a screening even with Jamie Dornan’s absurdly good, good looks.